Hello Darlings !!! Welcome to my world - a world of grace, indulgence, laughter, danger!, and pure luxury.

I may be going to h__, but I'm going in solid gold Champagne bucket.

My story is this: after spending xxxx (none of your business) years, working at a thankless job, I was offered an early out - and I took it!

I now find myself ensconced on this island in a gorgeous condo, a good pension, lots of good friends and all the time in the world to enjoy EVERYTHING I'VE EVER WANTED TO DO (some limitations of course). So join me on this fabuous journey of a (somewhat) overweight (I do have big bones and a slow metabulism) bachelor on the town (more about that later) as he kicks up his Gucci'ed Baby Boomer heels - and DOES IT ALL (or tries to).

Come follow me darlings! The best has just begun.